The dingo ate your baby. You ready?

From S03E10 · “The Stranded”

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Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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You can just follow the trail of blood. We're gonna have to talk about this later.

From S05E03 · “The Glasses”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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I thought we had tickets to the Knicks' home opener. I thought this was more fun, so I gave the tickets away.

From S09E03 · “The Serenity Now”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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So, what about the "Maestro" stuff. Did he make you call him "Maestro"?

From S07E03 · “The Maestro”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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George – I… uh… celebrate…. Festivus. 

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Cosmo Kramer: It’s a Festivus Miracle!

Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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Happy Festivus. To celebrate the holiday season, a charitable donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund. Money for people.

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Happy Festivus! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.

Who is Frank Costanza?

Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) is George’s father and the show’s most combustible man: Korean-speaking ex-salesman, TV Guide collector, co-inventor of the Bro (or Manssiere), and — above all — the founder of Festivus, the December 23rd holiday for the rest of us. Airing of Grievances at dinner, Feats of Strength to close. Serenity now.

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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it.

Who is Frank Costanza?

Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) is George’s father and the show’s most combustible man: Korean-speaking ex-salesman, TV Guide collector, co-inventor of the Bro (or Manssiere), and — above all — the founder of Festivus, the December 23rd holiday for the rest of us. Airing of Grievances at dinner, Feats of Strength to close. Serenity now.

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Cosmo Kramer – “I’m out.” (of the contest). Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were doing a sort of “No Nut November”, abstaining from… well. Kramer is the first to be out.

Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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