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Festivus: I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space

Happy Festivus! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.

Who is Frank Costanza?

Frank Costanza is George Costanza’s father in Seinfeld.

Though currently retired, Frank once worked as a salesman selling Christian artifacts and that he is fluent in Korean. He also claims to have spoken to Unification Church leader Sun Myung Moon.

His hobbies include listening to Latin American music on vinyl records, collecting issues of TV Guide and playing pool. He invented an alternative to Christmas known as Festivus, due to his dislike of tinsel decorations. Frank was also the co-creator of the “Bro”, a male bra he developed with Cosmo Kramer due to his rather ‘feminine’ breasts.

Festivus: I got a lot of problems with you people GIF

Happy Festivus, a donation has been made to The Human Fund