It is nobody’s business where I buy my shoes!
elaine
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I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries
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You stupid hipster doofus!
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I was arrested for urinating
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Well, that’s because you’re an idiot
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People forget. Look at Home Alone. They forgot.
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You stole her clock?
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I’ve become George!
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So we’re just a couple of white people?
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That means whatever the hell you want it to mean
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Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt
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I like to think I have a little grace
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Kramer
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