"Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty." Is that how you're gonna say it?

From S03E11 · “The Alternate Side”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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Giddy up. Go. Look, it's only gonna take a few minutes.

From S02E10 · “The Baby Shower”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

From S06E21 · “The Fusilli Jerry”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"? That was one line. You got fired.

From S03E23 · “The Keys”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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These pretzels are making me thirsty. Ahhh. It's good, isn't it?

From S03E11 · “The Alternate Side”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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Yeah. He's the Assman. Jerry, he's the Assman!

From S06E21 · “The Fusilli Jerry”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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Cosmo Kramer – “I’m out.” (of the contest). Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were doing a sort of “No Nut November”, abstaining from… well. Kramer is the first to be out.

Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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In the annals of sitcom history, few characters have left as indelible a mark as George Costanza from Seinfeld. Played with comedic brilliance by Jason Alexander, George’s neurotic tendencies and knack for finding himself in absurd situations brought endless laughs to audiences worldwide. One memorable moment that perfectly captures George’s idiosyncrasies is his exclamation, “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

The scene takes place in “The Alternate Side” episode of Seinfeld’s third season. George auditions for a commercial, enthusiastically delivering the line “These pretzels are making me thirsty!” Unfortunately, his performance doesn’t quite hit the mark, prompting the director to instruct him to convey more thirst. What follows is a series of hilariously unsuccessful attempts as George, Jerry, and Kramer all take turns saying the iconic phrase with their own unique interpretations. It’s a quintessential Seinfeld moment that showcases the show’s signature blend of absurdity and wit, and it has since become one of the most quoted lines in television history. To this day, “These pretzels are making me thirsty!” remains a beloved catchphrase that encapsulates the quirky essence of George Costanza and the timeless humor of Seinfeld.

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Elaine drops some knowledge on Kramer. He looks and points at her, “You just blew my mind.”

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Kramer was not master of his domain. He comes back, ashamed, into Jerry’s apartment, throws down money and shouts “I’m out.”.

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