Jerry Seinfeld
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[FLATLY] Hello, Newman.
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Kramer
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Get out of my way, Jerry.
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Kramer
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Newman! [SQUEALS]
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Kramer
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And you want to be my latex salesman?
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Kramer
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I thought we had tickets to the Knicks’ home opener.
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Kramer
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So, what about the “Maestro” stuff.
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Kramer
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that
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Kramer
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You know how to take the reservation
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Kramer
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That's a shame
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Kramer
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She's a sentence finisher
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Kramer
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Now, what do I have to do to put you two in a relationship today
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Kramer
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