These kids called me a Mary
Kramer
I'm a Seinfeld fan.
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All right, that’s enough. I gotta go home and take a nap.
I have never been anyone’s type
Food and sex. Those are my two passions.
I’ve had my difficulties!
My dream is to become hopeless
Tuesday has no feel
I feel like an out of work porn star
Oh I’m stressed
I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
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