You know, you buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it.

From S06E02 · “The Big Salad”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?

From S07E14E15 · “The Cadillac”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay. I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay.

From S08E03 · “The Bizarro Jerry”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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My father took great pride in his appearance. He was a very handsome man. A Casanova, really.

From S05E18E19 · “The Raincoats”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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"Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandelay." She said what?

From S01E02 · “The Stake Out”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Autonomy, complete and total autonomy. Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.

From S08E01 · “The Foundation”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay. I'm sorry, sir, there is no Mr. Vandelay here.

From S08E03 · “The Bizarro Jerry”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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"Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're runnin' out of you."

From S08E13 · “The Comeback”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there,

From S06E21 · “The Fusilli Jerry”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

From S05E21 · “The Hamptons”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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