Newman, mail carrier for USPS, gets stressed. He knows the mail never stops. It just keeps piling on and piling on! No one can stop the mail, no one.

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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Newman to Jerry Seinfeld – “When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION!”. 

No one knows this better than Newman, who is a mail carrier/postman at USPS. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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Newman: “Mother’s Day. The mother of all mail days.”

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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Jerry says it feels like Tuesday. Newman totally disagrees – Tuesday has no feel!

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Newman says to Jerry, you won’t hit me – I have witnesses. Jerry says “George”, who then turns around to intact not witness anything.

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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Newman is supposed to be bringing a calzone to Steinbrenner but it’s raining. Newman doesn’t work in the rain, he calls in sick!

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Newman soup nazi episode – “Jumbalaya!”

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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Newman – “For me, the next millennium must be, Jerry-free!”

Who is Newman?

Newman (Wayne Knight) is Jerry’s sworn enemy, chief collaborator in Kramer’s schemes, and the finest villain the U.S. Postal Service ever produced — ranked among TV’s all-time greats by both TV Guide and Rolling Stone. No first name ever given. Greeted with “Hello, Newman” through gritted teeth; returns “Hello, Jerry” with false warmth. Pure evil, per Jerry, on multiple occasions.

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