These pretzels are making me thirsty! These pretzels are making me thirsty!

From S03E11 · “The Alternate Side”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102. What happened in the middle there?

From S04E14 · “The Movie”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay. I'm sorry, sir, there is no Mr. Vandelay here.

From S08E03 · “The Bizarro Jerry”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Vi– Newman! Anyway… ELAINE: Yeah.

From S07E01 · “The Engagement”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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All right. Let's giddy-up-up. [ENGINE SPUTTERING]

From S03E06 · “The Parking Garage”

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Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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I've never seen a big salad. They have big salads.

From S06E02 · “The Big Salad”

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Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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I have no confidence in you. All right.

From S08E20 · “The Millennium”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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All right, I'll give it a shot. I do really like this coffee shop.

From S09E10 · “The Strike”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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This family sets up next to me. I go into the surf.

From S09E07 · “The Slicer”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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"Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're runnin' out of you."

From S08E13 · “The Comeback”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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