So you did the opposite of everything. Yes! And listen to this.

From S05E22 · “The Opposite”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Like a pirate. Anyway, uh, you know,

From S05E02 · “The Puffy Shirt” · but I don't want to be a pirate — the involuntary costume

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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It's nothing. Forget it. Forget it. I just found it curious.

From S05E04 · “The Sniffing Accountant”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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Why don't you go into the store. I'll wait in the car. Why don't you go into the store, and I'll wait in the car.

From S05E13 · “The Dinner Party”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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My father took great pride in his appearance. He was a very handsome man. A Casanova, really.

From S05E18E19 · “The Raincoats”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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Get out! I'm terrible sorry, Ms. De Granmont.

From S05E04 · “The Sniffing Accountant”

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Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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It's Newman. He was in the shop with Enzo.

From S05E08 · “The Barber”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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You know what drove me crazy about him? Did you ever notice that he stood too close to you when he talked?

From S05E18E19 · “The Raincoats”

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Who is Jerry Seinfeld?

Jerry Seinfeld is the show’s center of gravity: a comedian playing a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld, in an apartment the whole series orbits. The voice of reason next to George, Elaine, and Kramer — though “reason” here includes breaking up with women over how they eat peas. The only main character who keeps his job all nine seasons, if you don’t count the bootlegging. Legendarily neat. Hates Newman.

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I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

From S05E21 · “The Hamptons”

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Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Get out! Get out!

From S05E01 · “The Mango”

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Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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