Newman.
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Hey, Assman.
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[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
![The Stranded — "[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Maybe the dingo ate your baby." (S03E10)](https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/australian-accent-maybe-the-dingo-ate-your-baby-2-poster-dc15ab85.webp)
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Ooh! Kootchie, kootchie, kootchie-koo.
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Don’t worry. I’m packing heat.
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He was ticked off about the keys.
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I’m here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay.
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Hello, Newman.
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[IN UNISON] “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
![The Alternate Side — "[IN UNISON] "These pretzels are making me thirsty."" (S03E11)](https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/in-unison-these-pretzels-are-making-me-thirsty-poster-99506a4a.webp)
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Get out.
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You want me to go out and get you a Superman comic?
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They’re naked, the gardener’s naked.
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