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May 2019
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I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries
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Are you an art lover? I am an art adorer. I adore art.
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You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect
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I thought you were bringing home a white boy?
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Rugged? The man’s a goblin.
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I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain.
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Hey! It’s our old friend George Costanza!
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This is incoherent drivel
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You double dipped the chip GIF
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So, what’s a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?
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You stupid hipster doofus!
Kramer
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