6 Best USPS Mail Seinfeld Quotes

Newman worked for USPS and delivered mail, on time. The mail never stops! These are the 6 best Seinfeld quotes about USPS.

#1 When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION

Newman to Jerry Seinfeld – “When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION!”. 

No one knows this better than Newman, who is a mail carrier/postman at USPS. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

#2 The mail never stops

Newman, mail carrier for USPS, gets stressed. He knows the mail never stops. It just keeps piling on and piling on! No one can stop the mail, no one.

The mail never stops

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