Kramer
Newman worked for USPS and delivered mail, on time. The mail never stops! These are the 6 best Seinfeld quotes about USPS.
#1 When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION
Newman to Jerry Seinfeld – “When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION!”.
No one knows this better than Newman, who is a mail carrier/postman at USPS. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
#2 The mail never stops
#3 Let me tell you something about zip codes… they’re meaningless
#4 Newman: Mother’s Day. The mother of all mail days.
#5 Jerry took Newman’s place and did too well. Everyone got mail!
#6 The postmaster general sits Kramer down
It's my job and I'm pretty damn serious about it!
Love it!