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Thank you for clarifying your utter trainwreck of a thought

Elaine Benes – “Thank you for clarifying your utter trainwreck of a thought process.”

Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie

Let’s just get it over with. Be a pal.