George Costanza
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These kids called me a Mary
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All right, that’s enough. I gotta go home and take a nap.
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I have never been anyone’s type
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Food and sex. Those are my two passions.
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I’ve had my difficulties!
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My dream is to become hopeless
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I feel like an out of work porn star
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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
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Sweet, fancy Moses
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What’s the difference? We’ll all be dead eventually.
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Excuse me, where are we? Earth.
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