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Excuse me, where are we? Earth.

George and Jerry are calling the cops on a trip in LA. The cops ask where they are, George asks someone who responds “Earth.” Real helpful, pal.

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

Heeeelloooooo!

What’s the difference? We’ll all be dead eventually.