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I happen to dress based on mood

George dresses based on his mood. Jerry asks what mood he was wearing that day. George says it’s morning mist.

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

Anything. Everything. Something. Nothing. Who the hell cares?

Hey, I got the body of a taut Swedish boy