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in George, Jerry, Seinfeld

I was arrested for urinating

by Kramer May 8, 2019, 4:08 pm

George: “I was arrested for urinating.”

Jerry: “Me too.”

I never met a man who knew so much about nothing

If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me