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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable

George love his velvet. In fact, he would drape himself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

Sweet, fancy Moses

I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago