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My wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!

by Kramer March 13, 2019, 8:00 pm

Morty Seinfeld: “My wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!”

Shrinkage: I was in the pool!

George: I got rejected by a bald woman