Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time.

Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time.

in Jerry, Seinfeld

Oh I’m stressed

by Kramer February 12, 2020, 8:49 pm

Jerry and Kramer switch apartments due to a chicken toaster sign shining too bright. After a few days, Jerry becomes Kramer.

I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago

I feel like an out of work porn star