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What I would do with you

George Costanza is incredibly hungry while waiting for Jerry to buy a car.

“What I would do with you”

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

The show is about nothing!

I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself!