George’s Girlfriend – “Would you like to come upstars for coffee?”
George Costanza – “No, thanks. I can’t drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.”
Coffee isn’t coffee! Coffee is sex.
Who is George Costanza?
George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.
