George’s Girlfriend – “Would you like to come upstars for coffee?”
George Costanza – “No, thanks. I can’t drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.”
Coffee isn’t coffee! Coffee is sex.
Who is George Costanza?
George Louis Costanza , also known as Buck Naked, is a character in the American television sitcom Seinfeld, played by Jason Alexander. He has variously been described as a “short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man” and “Lord of the Idiots”. George and Jerry were junior high school friends and remained friends afterwards. He is friends with Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, and Elaine Benes. George appears in every episode except “The Pen” (third season).