I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.
I’m out.
You better believe it buddy
Look at your! Why don’t you do something with your life?
H.E Pennypacker
If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles.
Here’s to feeling good all the time
I just took a bath, Jerry. A both.
It’s fusilli Jerry
Often I sit and yearn.
Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Am I crazy or am I so sane that it just blew your mind?
I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!
Giddy up!
This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.
You may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master – the cocoa bean.
Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Imagine you can walk around drunk all day – Kramer from Seinfeld
A hole in one, huh?
Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?
When I don’t like you, you’ve got problems.
Stick a fork in me, I’m done!
I can’t believe he’s in a coma. He’s got my vacuum cleaner.
Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
But I don’t even really work here!
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