George – I… uh… celebrate…. Festivus. 

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Cosmo Kramer: It’s a Festivus Miracle!

Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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Happy Festivus. To celebrate the holiday season, a charitable donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund. Money for people.

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

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Happy Festivus! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.

Who is Frank Costanza?

Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) is George’s father and the show’s most combustible man: Korean-speaking ex-salesman, TV Guide collector, co-inventor of the Bro (or Manssiere), and — above all — the founder of Festivus, the December 23rd holiday for the rest of us. Airing of Grievances at dinner, Feats of Strength to close. Serenity now.

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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it.

Who is Frank Costanza?

Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) is George’s father and the show’s most combustible man: Korean-speaking ex-salesman, TV Guide collector, co-inventor of the Bro (or Manssiere), and — above all — the founder of Festivus, the December 23rd holiday for the rest of us. Airing of Grievances at dinner, Feats of Strength to close. Serenity now.

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Merry Christmas! Elaine gives George a ‘personal’ Christmas card

Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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Happy Festivus to all!

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Elaine Benes – “You want a Christmas card? All right, here! Here’s your Christmas card!”

Who is Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is Jerry’s ex who stuck around — the group’s fourth wall of sarcasm, questionable dancing, and sponge-worthiness assessments. She’s missing from the pilot: NBC executives told Seinfeld and David to add a woman or lose the renewal. She arrived in “The Stake Out” and immediately became the best argument the executives ever made.

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Kramer to Lloyd Braun – “This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.”

Who is Kramer?

Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is the neighbor whose entrances arrive before he does. Schemer, dabbler, co-inventor of the Bro. His first name stayed a secret for six seasons until George pried it out of his mother — even Jerry didn’t know. Based on Kenny Kramer, Larry David’s real-life neighbor, who hadn’t yet signed off when the pilot shot — so in “The Seinfeld Chronicles,” he’s “Kessler.”

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