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I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous.

George has a laser pointed right in between his eyes. He says, “I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous.”

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

What have you done to my little cable boy?

I lost my train of thought!