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Well the jerk store called. They’re running out of you!

George Costanza from Seinfeld – “Well the jerk store called. They’re running out of you!”

Who is George Costanza?

Who is George Costanza?

George Costanza (Jason Alexander) is Jerry’s oldest friend and the show’s patron saint of bad decisions — “Lord of the Idiots,” serial job-loser, occasional architect named Art Vandelay, and, when the moment demands it, a marine biologist. Based loosely on co-creator Larry David, which explains a lot. Appears in every episode but one, presumably because he had nowhere else to be.

Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.

Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.

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