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I feel like an out of work porn star

by February 13, 2020, 10:14 pm
Oh I’m stressed

by February 12, 2020, 8:49 pm
I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago

by February 8, 2020, 10:46 pm
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable

by February 8, 2020, 10:44 pm
Sweet, fancy Moses

by February 8, 2020, 10:39 pm
We’re on this guy like stink on a monkey

by February 8, 2020, 10:37 pm
I mean your just being totally ridiculous

by February 8, 2020, 10:33 pm
These pretzels are making me thirsty!

by February 8, 2020, 10:28 pm
Hey, hey, hey. I’m getting a vibe here.

by February 2, 2020, 9:19 pm
When I don’t like you, you got problems

by February 2, 2020, 9:15 pm
Georgie’s getting married!

by February 2, 2020, 9:10 pm

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