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Chinese Restaurant worker – “Cartwright? Cartwright!”
George: Excuse me, I’m expecting a call. Costanza?
Bruce: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like
that. Nobody came up, I hang up.
George: Well, was it for Costanza or…
Bruce: Yes, yes, that’s it. Nobody answered.
George: Well was it a woman?
Bruce: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.
(George comes over to Jerry and Elaine, stunned)
George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.
Jerry: Who’s Cartwright?
George: I’m Cartwright!
Jerry: You’re not Cartwri-
George: Of course I’m not Cartwright!
