I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs
George Costanza
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Fire fire! Get out of the way!
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Worlds are colliding!
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I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!
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Why must there always be a problem?
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Well the jerk store called. They’re running out of you!
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Jerry, let’s face it
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George’s Answering Machine
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Everybody’s doing something. We’ll do nothing.
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I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.
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I’m busting. Jerry, I’m busting!
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It’s not a lie if you believe it
Kramer
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