I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago
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God will kill me before letting me be successful
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It is nobody’s business where I buy my shoes!
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I lost my train of thought!
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I can’t be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous.
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What have you done to my little cable boy?
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I love you, Jerry. Right back at you, slick.
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The very fact you oppose this makes me think I’m on to something
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Never start the day without a good piece of toast
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I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries
Kramer