I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago
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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
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Sweet, fancy Moses
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We’re on this guy like stink on a monkey
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I mean your just being totally ridiculous
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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Hey, hey, hey. I’m getting a vibe here.
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When I don’t like you, you got problems
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Georgie’s getting married!
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What’s the difference? We’ll all be dead eventually.
Kramer