Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up?
Cosmo Kramer
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If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles
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Nice wheels!
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You may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master
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I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.
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Nice game, pretty boy
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Here’s to feeling good all the time
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Often I sit and yearn
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I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath!
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I’m sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth
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Those are my everyday balloons
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Why fusilli? Because you’re silly.
Kramer
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