When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION (1/6) List item Submitted to "6 Best USPS Mail Seinfeld Quotes" Approved by Kramer updated September 20, 2020, 8:25 am Newman to Jerry Seinfeld – “When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION!”. No one knows this better than Newman, who is a mail carrier/postman at USPS. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Item navigation Previous submission Next submission View full list